Deryk The Dyke Dweller

As we've only just managed to get onto your people-type system you'll have to give us a while to reveal more about us. To be honest, there are some here who'd have us do nothing and keep quiet and I can understand that. After all, you might come snooping round and that would never do because we've been here a long time now without being discovered. Mind you, we're so well hidden and we've so many alarms that even if you tried you'd never get within a hundred troks of us. (Sorry - 1 trok = about 22 of your yards)
Meanwhile - please find the story below more informative.
We'll be back before long to tell you more. Frudidoo. (Goodbye until we meet again)